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Wouldn’t It Be Great To Bottom like a Porn Star?

The top sticks it in like a glute inject and the bottom doesn’t even flinch. How do they do it? And what can you learn from them so that you can do it too? I put a team together made up of a gay sex columnist (me!) , a colon rectal specialist and a urologist to find out. We interviewed some of the biggest names in the gay porn industry – – performers, directors and producers. We took everything they said, combined it with our own knowledge and came up with the ultimate guide to gay anal sex: How To Bottom Like A Porn Star. It’s in the form a PDF file so it’ll download instantly to your PC or Mac.

How Do Porn Stars Avoid Pain? By Using The Sexhalation Method.

It’s a systematic approach that completely relaxes rectal muscles that are both in and out of your conscious control. You will be able to relax muscles that listen to you (example: the external sphincter, which you can control) as well as those that don’t (example: the internal sphincter, which is out of your direct control—more on that later). It blends the proven concept of systematic desensitization with progressive muscle relaxation, pattern breathing and sexual imagery. Used correctly, The Sexhalation Method is guaranteed to eliminate all pain from anal sex. Not some. All. Click here and start using the Sexhalation Method tonight.

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Find Out What Bottoming Will Feel Like Without Actually Doing It.

A great deal of the pleasure you get from bottoming comes from the penis stimulating the prostate as it thrusts in and out of the rectum. You can get a “sneak preview” of what that will feel like by following the ingenious steps in my book. These are “only a urologist would know” secrets that will help you figure out whether you’d like bottoming without going through the process of actually bottoming. Click here and find out tonight.

How To Bottom Without Leaving Embarrassing Stains Or Smells.

In the porn industry, men are pigs but they don’t want to leave “bacon bits” on the sheets. They are experts at keeping themselves clean because their livelihoods depend on it. Find out their secrets to keeping spotless—their favorite techniques and products.

Find Out How A Cheap, Tiny Device Can Get You Porn Star Clean.

Forget expensive, time-consuming, potentially risky douches. Colon-rectal specialists recommend this cheap (a couple of bucks) device you can get at any drug store. You MUST get it, if you hope to be clean as a whistle and avoid embarrassing mishaps. Find out what it is here.

Don’t Let Stomach Problems Keep You From Trying To Bottom.

Stomach upset? Heartburn? Acid reflux? IBS? Don’t let that stop you from experiencing the ecstasy of bottoming. We’ve got practical, proven solutions for guys with tender tummies, including supplements you can easily buy at your neighborhood drugstore. You’ll never have to worry about your stomach “muddying” the party again! It’s on page 112.

How To Tell How Dirty Your Rectum Is Without Inserting A Finger.

This is a really neat trick our colon-rectal specialist taught us. It’s so deceptively simple, but it works. All you have to do is…well, it’s on page 113.

A Porn Star Secret To Successful Bottoming That You’ll Never See Onscreen.

It’s something that you should do and do religiously. Listen to what one porn director told us:

“Do this [the secret], way more than you think you should. You hear this a lot, but guys outside of porn rarely actually take this advice and do it enough. You should be doing it every five minutes or so. It’s true that you never see us do it in porn videos, but that’s because we don’t want to stop the action so we do it during the breaks.

Find out what you should be doing every few minutes when you’re the bottom in gay anal sex. It’s on page 117. In detail.

The Best Position And Angle Of Entry For Pain-Free Bottoming.

There really is a “best practices” to bottoming for the first time. You goal is to combine the best position with the most pain-free angle of entry. But what should it be? Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? It matters. And we’re going to tell you how to figure out what’s right for you (everybody is shaped differently—what feels good to one guy might feel horrific to another). Porn stars, colo-rectal specialists and urologist all agree—there is unquestionably ONE single best position for pain-free bottoming. And it’s right there on page 116. Click here to find out what it is. Every question you’ve ever had about how to have gay anal sex is in this guide. Take a look:

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Reviews! What Are Guys Saying About The Book?

“hi, Woody (what an ironic name for somebody who writes about gay sex!). I’ve been following your column for years so when this book came out I just had to buy it. As somebody who has tried and repeatedly fail to bottom successfully I have to tell you how great and useful this book was. The way you explained why I was experiencing so much pain and the techniques you used to help me avoid it have completely changed my sex life. I am now completely versatile and it doesn’t matter how big my partner is (well, within reason!) I can take them on with no problem. You rock!”

–Robert, 25, Toledo, OH

“Woody, your book liberated me. The pain and the ick factor, as you say, were holding me back but not as much as the mental hangups I had about bottoming for another guy. Your chapter about how to reconcile bottoming with society’s rigid sense of masculinity completely put me into a new headspace that allowed my body to be receptive to all the techniques in your book. I still prefer topping but I have to tell you bottoming is coming a very close second! Thanks for changing my life!”

–Sandy, 33, Denver

“Yo, Woody! To me, the biggest surprise in the book was how funny you are! I actually wrote down some of the lines you used so I hope you’re not going to charge me royalties every time I say them at cocktail parties. By the way, that “how to last longer” report really helped me out. Now I can come when I want not in the first two minutes! Thanks for writing such a funny but completely enlightening book.”

–Ken, 45, New York

Are You Ready To Bottom Like A Porn Star?

Then buy How To Bottom Like A Porn Star: The Ultimate Guide To Gay Anal Sex. You’ll find out the porn star secrets to bottoming and start making love with volcanic pleasure. Written by gay sex advice columnist Woody Miller, it combines porn industry secrets with innovative techniques from the latest gay male sex research. Take a look at the chapters:

Chapter One: What You Can Learn From Porn Star Bottoms.

An inside look at the gay anal sex film industry. If you ever had questions about how porn production works, this is the place to find answers—from pay (shockingly low) to the number of heterosexual performers (shockingly high) to douche brands favored by porn bottoms.

Chapter Two: Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will Follow.

“Anticipatory pain” and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock. Here you’ll find tips on resolving emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex.

Chapter Three: Why It Feels Like A Fence Post Is Impaling You.

It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain; it’s your “S-curve” as well as involuntary contractions in your sexual plumbing. Anatomy is destiny. Learn your anatomical structure to take advantage of the sex advice in this guide.

Chapter Four: How Porn Star Bottoms Relax Their Sphincters.

Poppers! Should you do them? What are the positives? The negatives? Get a full description of how poppers work. Includes a step-by-step guide on using them intelligently, if you decide to use them at all.

Chapter Five: The Porn Star Method Of Eliminating Pain.

Drugs! Drugs! DRUGS! Get an in-depth view of how porn bottoms use drugs and then find out a better way to bottom without pain– The Sexhalation Method– a technique that blends systematic desensitization, pattern breathing, progressive muscle relaxation and sexual imagery.

Chapter Six: How Porn Star Bottoms Handle The Ick Factor.

Find out their secrets to getting your butt cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun.

Chapter Seven: How To Bottom Without Pain For The First Time.

Find out how to combine the best position with the best angle of entry for your particular body. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? When it comes to gay anal sex, it matters.

Chapter Eight: A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between our hot models, Adam And Steve.

A beginner’s real-time, step-by-step guide to bottoming—from preparation to ejaculation. It’s like being there, watching two hot guys go through every step of pleasure-filled intercourse, complete with sidebar tips and advice.

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Hey, Wait A Minute! Who Wrote This Book?

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I’ve been writing gay sex advice under the “woody miller” pseudonym for the last 14 years through my nationally-syndicated column, Need Wood? Tips For Getting Timber. I also co-hosted HBO’s The Sex Inspectors, which originally aired in England’s Channel Four. Previous books include Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life, based on the TV series and ten other gay-related books including, Meet The Hottie In The Corner. The 21 Day Plan To Overcome Your Fear Of Rejection, Master The Art Of Icebreakers And Snag Guys You Never Thought You Could Get.

I’m thrilled to present How To Bottom Like A Porn Star, the latest installment in my How To Have Gay Anal Sex series. Try the techniques in this guide. Download it right now. If you’re not happy with the results I will personally issue a refund. That’s my promise to you.

Wishing you the best in the bedroom!

Woody

P.S. Just think! You’ll never have to worry about feeling pain when you’re bottoming or leaving messy sheets!

 

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