How To Text A Man & Make Him Obsess Over You.
You’re a pretty good texter, but sometimes you like a guy too much and bam! Your texting gets sloppy and you start sabotaging things. Maybe he’s driving you crazy because he’s not paying much attention—it takes him forever to respond and he’s not that flirty. Or maybe he pays attention but he never asks you out. It doesn’t matter because…
I’m Going To Show You
How To Make Him Beg To Be Your Girlfriend.
I’m going to show you how to text things he’s never heard from another woman, how to have him ask you out with only a couple of texts, and how to get that distant guy to pay attention to you. I’m going to show you what to do and what to avoid, how to create and maintain attraction, how to tease effectively, how to craft witty responses, how to increase engagement and how to entertain and challenge men.
After hosting HBO’s The Sex Inspectors, writing nationally syndicated sex and dating advice columns, and publishing several books on how to meet, attract and date beautiful men, I can say this with authority:
I’m Going To Get At Least One
New Attractive Guy Falling In Love With You…
Each and every week…for the rest of your life. (Or until you decide to stop!). And here’s how I’m going to do it:
1) I’m going turn you into a textpert by fixing preventable mistakes with simple solutions that work in minutes.
2) I’m going to show you how to text a man with rock-star confidence.
3) I’m going to recommend what to say so you’ll never be at a loss for words no matter what the scenario.
And you know what the results will be? More Attention. More Dates. More Relationships.
Are You Ready To
Have Guys Fall In Love With You?
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What you need is a plan.
- A blueprint.
- A step-by-step guide to texting guys so that they’re dying to ask you out.
- Something that shows you amazing texting techniques that make you irresistible to beautiful guys.
This is the only flirty texting ebook filled the secrets of text seduction. After years of perfecting my method – and helping others around the world through my HBO TV Series and dating advice columns – I can guarantee that you won’t find this kind of information in any other book. Whether you’re looking for attention, a date or a boyfriend, the first step is figuring out how the male mind works and how it best responds.
Take A Look At My 9 Step Method:
GET SHY GUYS TO ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER.
You can’t text him unless he gets your number. Some guys are too shy to ask so I’m going to show you 7 Clever Ways To Get Him To Ask You For Your Number. Here’s a great example…
You: Let me see your phone a sec.
You: I want to take a picture of you so you can send it to me. (take pic)
Him: Cool. What’s your number?
Click on P. 15-20. to see more clever tactics.
TURN DISTANT GUYS INTO PASSIONATE DATES.
Start by making him smile and look forward to your fun, quirky texts. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Millie and Vanilli is a little over the top? Learn the 10 Commandments To Texting Distant Guys. You’ll have him panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on page 28-45.
GET GUYS TO PURSUE YOU.
Learn how to give a guy that same feeling of “I have to have her” that he gets when he sees a famous model. Do it by amping up the attraction through the timing and the expressions of your texts. Check the “Text Timing Chart” –it shows you how long to wait before responding, depending on the situation (sometimes it’s hours and days; other times it’s right away). You’ll also see dozens of sample text dialogs showing how to ramp up romantic tension. P. 41-54.
SAY SOMETHING CLEVER.
What can you say to somebody that won’t sound cheesy or an awkward, try-hard attempt to sound cool? Learn the 7 biggest mistakes most girls make when trying to keep up a text thread. (And how to avoid them). Try my long list of irresistible, witty texts. They’ll capture the imagination, stir curiosity and set the stage for a real connection. Use them TONIGHT. They’re all on P. 55-75.
Discover the most powerful approaches to getting him interested in you. They’re GUARANTEED to make him look at you and think, “Tonight just got more interesting.” They’re fun to do, they put a smile on his face and best of all, they’ve been field tested with hundreds of guys! These flirty texting tips are all on P. 76-82.
TURN HIS TEXTS INTO CALLS.
Don’t let him ‘texturbate!” That’s when he spends more time texting than talking. You’re worth a phone call. Find out the 5 ways you can get him to call if he doesn’t do it on his own. What are they? Check it out on P. 31-36.
WHAT TO SAY ON THAT FIRST PHONE CALL.
Let’s face it, that first phone call is going to be a little awkward. I’ll show you how to prevent ‘conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. By talking in a way that creates mild suspense, you’ll create energy, rapport and the feeling that you have a lot to talk about. For example, you can rephrase boring questions into interesting comments. Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 47-70.
POST-DATE TEXTING THAT’LL HEAT UP THE SEXUAL AND ROMANTIC TENSION.
If the date went well, turn on the text charm with flirty text messages like this one:
Likely reply: “Stop what?”
You: “Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right…now.
If the date didn’t go well (damn, girl, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you want another shot, you’ll see plenty of “redemption texting” examples. If he was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears, you’ll find great examples of how to turn him down or turn him into a friend. It’s all on P. 112-115.
IF YOU’RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE SEX.
Let’s face it, some guys are doable but not dateable. If he’s on the same page it won’t be hard to make him a regular sex thang. But how do you turn a guy who wants to date you into a “friend with benefits?” By turning to P. 85-95.
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Take A Closer Look At How This Flirt Texting Guide Is Laid Out…
Texting Starts With Him Getting Your Phone Number.
Chapter 1: How To Get Shy Guys To Ask For Your Number.
If my martinis could shake like some guys do about asking for a girl’s number I’d get drunk more often. Nothing will make a guy more fearful than asking for your number. This section will show you some amazingly clever ways of giving him your number and making him think he asked for it!
Chapter 2: How To Keep Your Phone Number Away From Jerks.
What is it with these guys? Can’t they see you’re not interested? Hell, you’re looking around as they ask for your number and they still don’t get the hint. Here are some time-tested methods of playing phone judo—diplomatic ways of keeping your number away without escalating an awkward situation.
Dude! He Asked For Your Phone Number! Now What?
It depends. Did you give him your number less out of desire and more out of a lack of access to industrial grade pepper spray? Or were you so happy he asked for your number that you secretly did the Snoopy dinner dance?
Chapter Three: You Gave Him Your Number But You’re Not Sure You’re That Into Him.
The earth didn’t exactly move when you met but don’t assume he’s a curb-warmer. Let it play itself out. What if he turns out to be a gem? This chapter will show you how to play it cool enough so that you don’t encourage something you might have to slow down later and how to find out if there’s something more to him than meets the text.
Chapter Four: You’re Into Him! It’s On! Or Is It?
You gladly gave your number and there’s no question that he feels as strongly about you as you do about him. The conversation came easy and you laughed at his jokes because they were truly funny not because it was the polite thing to do. He seemed totally dialed-in on what you had to say. So what next? Raise your hand if you said, “Send pictures of my favorite engagement rings.” Now slap yourself with that hand. It’s time to get to work! Do you know how many promising first encounters turned into epic fails?
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Click here to see more hilarious emoticons like this “table flipping.” There are dozens that will crack him up!
This chapter in my “How To Text A Man” guide will show you how to build momentum toward a date or a hangout by amping up the sexual and romantic tension through flirty texts. Learn “instant likeability” techniques and text flirting tactics like how to be “steady but unpredictable.” You’ll also learn how to time the frequency and content of your flirt texts.There’s even a template that shows you how to come up with interesting conversational ideas when the texting goes drier than a popcorn fart. Basically, you’re going to wrap him around your texting finger with clever, flirty texts.
Turning Your Flirty Text Messages Into A Date Or A Hookup.
Chapter 5: Ingenious Ways Of Getting Him To Ask You Out If He’s Too Shy To Do It Himself.
You didn’t give him your number so you could knit text threads into adorable little sweaters. You gave it to him because you want to hang out or hook up. The quicker you do it the better. You probably had wine goggles on when you met. Do you really want to spend weeks texting a guy that turns out to be a jerk? Find out other reasons why “texturbating” (texting too long) ruins your chances and why you have to act quickly. Learn the surprising answers to common questions: How do you get him to send pictures if you don’t quite remember what he looked like (without insulting him)? How do you get him to ask you out? Is it okay for you to ask him out? What’s the best way of doing it without sounding pushy? After all, what’s the point of flirting text messages if they never get you off the phone and into his arms?
Want To Make Him Laugh? Send Him This…
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Chapter 6: What To Say In His First Phone Call To You.
First, never accept a first date over text. I’ll show you how to get him to call or how to handle it if he wimps out and asks you over text. Now, let’s face it, that first phone call is going to be a little awkward. Fortunately, I’m going to show you an amazing body language trick that will eliminate all nervousness and make you come across as the friendly, confident woman he’s looking for. But wait, did he leave a voicemail? Find out what you should do when you call him back–whether you should leave a message or call back if he doesn’t answer. Then we’ll look at how to start the conversation when he picks up, and how to avoid conversational dead-ends with the concept of “multiple threads.” There are lots of dialogue examples so you can see all of these concepts in action. I even show you how to answer, “What do you do?” in an inventive way.
You Went Out. Now What?
Chapter 7: Post-Date Texting: If It Went Well And You Want Another Date.
What should your post-date text say? When should you send it? Find out the rules to post-date texting and what you need to do to ensure a second or third date. This section is all about how to flirt over text after the first meet up.
Chapter 8: Post-Date Texting: If It Didn’t Go Well And You Want Redemption.
Maybe it was all your fault. You got too drunk. Or you tweeted through dinner. Or you questioned his career choice/religion/reason for living. Bottom line: You blew it but want a second shot. Forget about romantic text messages, this chapter is all about redemption texting. What do you need to say and how should you say it? It’s all in here.
Chapter 9: Post-Date Texting: It Didn’t Go Well And You Don’t Want Another–But He Does.
Oh, oh. He’s texting you, hinting about the next date and you can’t even think about him without yawning. What do you do? Turn him down gracefully or hey, if he’s hot, turn him into a hookup. Either way, this chapter will show you how.
You’re Only In It For The Sex.
Chapter 10: How To Turn Him Into A Friend With Benefits.
There’s no rule that says waiting for Mr. Right means you have to give up Mr. Right Now. Start with double entendres, move into dirty flirty text messages, and work your way into a classy hangout. There’s even a special section on what to do if he asks you to send nude pics and whether it’s safer to hook up at his place or yours.
Chapter 11: It’s A Wrap!
No, not the condom; the book. Here you’ll find final thoughts on how to get your text on and make sure that you retain the lessons the way a cactus retains water.
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Hi, I’m Michael Alvear. I co-hosted HBO’s The Sex Inspectors with international best seller Tracey Cox. I blog for the Huffington Post and authored many sex, dating and relationship books including, Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life (based on the TV series), Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon and Not Tonight Dear, I Feel Fat: How To Stop Worrying About Your Body & Have Great Sex.
But more importantly, I’m a guy who loves showing women how to text men. I’ve shown hundreds of women the art of the text tease and have seen first-hand how improving your texting can result in an astounding number of dates and relationships. I wrote Sex Up Your Texts! out of my experiences on the TV show. I noticed that while women were better texters than men (and certainly better flirts), they often sent gushy cliches or the kind of lame phrases that made guys roll their eyes.
Take it from me–the way to your crush’s heart is through his funny bone. Guys LOVE women who can make them laugh. Look at any survey done on what men want in women and humor tops the chart (after a long list of T&A attributes of course!). If he has your phone number he’s interested at some level.
Don’t blow it with lame texts. Learn how to text a guy in a way that turns interest into a date. Try the techniques in my eBook and if you’re not happy with the results I will personally issue a refund. That’s my promise to you. Click here and start flirt texting!
All the best,
Excellent! Imagine how confident you’ll feel knowing how to text a man. Whether you’re looking for attention, a date or a husband, you’ll have the confidence and the skills to text the guys that turn you on. No more wondering what or how to text guys something clever or flirty. No more spinning your wheels with guys that go nowhere. From now on, flirty texting will be your ticket to having men adore you.
P.S. Sex Up Your Texts gives you wildly inventive ways to text guys that turn you on. It is a step-by-step manual packed with strategies to make him obsessively check his phone for your next text. You won’t find anything like it at your local bookstore, Barnes & Noble, Amazon or anywhere online. You can only buy it here. Stop settling for distant guys and boring texts– learn how texts can make guys beg to be your girlfriend!
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